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Monday, July 20th, 2009
1:10 pm - ?
Is LJ so 2004?

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Sunday, March 18th, 2007
12:12 pm - To them TV executives
Can we have an India-Pakistan 5 ODI series, starting in the middle of April? I'll pay to watch, if I manage to sell my subscription to willow.tv on E-bay.

current mood: apathetic

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Saturday, October 28th, 2006
5:43 pm - The latest Gujju joke...
What do you call Anita Behn, Anju Behn, Manju Behn and Sarala Behn munching on jilebis and farsan on an Air India flight?
"Snakes" on a Plane

Simbly a joke from a Mallu ungkill.

current mood: giggly

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Monday, July 10th, 2006
12:14 pm - Headline I'd love to see
Zidane headbutts to ensure that his tell-all autobiography will be a bestseller.

current mood: heady

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Sunday, March 26th, 2006
9:06 am - Tendulkar
Q. Why did Tendulkar fail in the third test?
A. Because he scored only 34/100.

This is from the dude who perpetrated the mother of all etymological one-liners - In World Cup 2003, Sri Lanka serendipitously entered the Super Six stage.

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Tuesday, February 21st, 2006
5:03 am - Headlines I'd love to see
DIC(K) leaves LDF
No DIC(K) entry into LDF
LDF to face elections DIC(K)-less
DIC(K)  may enter UDF

For the uninitiated, DIC(K) is Democratic Indira Congress(K).

current mood: cheerful

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Friday, February 10th, 2006
7:53 am - Main shaayar tho naheen..
Pakshey ee kavithakku entha oru kuravu??

Enne vannu thodoo....

"Ayaluday nirdayatthwam veethikalay maatti, ennay akatti,
Athu ente ishtatthe nirutsaahappeduthhi,
Enne vishramamillathakki.

Enne ingane nokkaruthu
Enikku sahikaanavilla,
Enne ingane nokkaruthu.

Town-ilulla aalukal njaan parayunnathu kelkkaanaayi chuttilum koodi nilkkum.
Aagrahatthe utsahippikkoo,
Aagrahangal adakkathirikko,
Ennay vannu thodoo."

"Raathriyilay kannukalaanu ninte kannukal
Aa raathrikalil chandranum urangum,
Aa kannukalil rathriyum othungum
Njangalum athinullilaakum,
Chandranum athinullilaakum
Ninte niswasangal avarkku kanmashi ezhuthum"

"Jeevithatthilekku varoo ee kannukalilekku.
ente thoovalayail ninte chumbanam njaan kettivacchu.... athu maayum varey"

"Nite vaakkukal kopippikunnanvayaanu 
nee chudukaattu veesunnathupolay alasamaayi..."

"Njaan mutuukutthunnu.
Ennay vannu thodoo.
Aagrahangal ulkkondu njaan nilkkunnu
innatthe ente raathryile nente nizhalaanu nee
Inthente athbhuthamaanu."

"Swakaarayatthil chodikkoo, kallam parayaruthu
Aa sirovasthratthil olikkoo
Curtain-nte pinnil avalude naanam
Oru moddupadatthinum ente dukham maraykkaanavilla."

"Enne nokkaruthennu aval paranjaal vishmamaakum.
Ninteyoppam aadipaadiyirunnu njaan
Chandranum urangum athinullil
Nee entethaanu, pazahaya nagarangaludey ormakalil
nammude gaananm muzhangunnundaakum.
thekkuvadakku neeley nammal randu perum aa nagaratthil nadannu.
Aa mahathmavinte vili ippolum kelkkunnu.
Ninte karuttha kannukalude manoharothayode...
Ninte kannu kittathe njaan samrakshichhu,
Njaan punchiricchu ava illathakki.
Nammude shareeram vedanikkattey, chundukal pottatte,
Ennay vannu thodoo."

Innanu aa raathri.
Ninte reethikal enikku ishtamaanu,
njaananu ninte oreeyoru aaradhakan.

Don't worry,Collapse )

current mood: translated

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Friday, December 16th, 2005
2:48 pm - Small world...
2fargon, beatzo, your friend Mani Kishore started working in my group last week ...

current mood: chipper

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Thursday, June 16th, 2005
2:31 pm - Bhoomikulukkam -2
Now, this is worrisome. This is the 3rd major earthquake in our vicinity this week. Will we have a Playboy pictorial of the girls of Arizona coast soon?

current mood: worried

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Sunday, June 12th, 2005
11:25 am - Bhoomikulukkam
So, I slept through my first earthquake. But I do have vague memories of being tossed around in the bed.

current mood: shaken

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11:19 am - Where were you when that happened?
A lot of guys of my generation from Thrisshur have anecdotes about where they were while "ThoovanaThumbikal" was being shot. A few of them also think that Mohanlal is Trivandrum's greatest son.

current mood: Trivial

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Sunday, May 22nd, 2005
10:15 am - Clueless
Eons ago, in a place far far away, I set my first and only crossword clue so far.

Reduce iron (8 letters)

kvk and mujib promptly mentioned that it was inscrutable and sadistic. And rightly so. Yesterday, a friend, a fellow mallu, cracked it- the first one to do so. I feel vindicated...

current mood: vindicated

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Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
10:17 am - Oldboy...
..., the Korean flick, is the sickest movie I've ever seen. Period. It makes Se7en and Kiss of a Spiderwoman look like Kindergarten picnics. It won something or the other at Cannes. I'm too traumatized to write a review. Please check it out at your own risk.

current mood: deflated

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Saturday, February 26th, 2005
2:32 pm - Oscars
Last night, I walked up to a prostitute and asked, “How much?”

She said, “For 300 bucks, I’ll do anything you want.”

“300 bucks? Paint my house, bitch”

- From a Chris Rock stand-up routine from the 80s.

Chris Rock is the reason I am watching the Oscars tomorrow. I hope “Before Sunset” wins the best adapted screenplay award.

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Monday, January 31st, 2005
9:54 am - Mountain
Nailed the black. A few times, for good measure...

current mood: accomplished

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Monday, December 20th, 2004
2:42 pm - Sun Diego
We’ve discovered that the good SoCal weather is no hoax. I went skiing on Saturday, and played Frisbee with the woyf at the beach on Sunday, while listening to bagpipers usher in the sunset.

Sadly, I can't tell this to my friends in frozen NY.

current mood: sunny

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Monday, June 28th, 2004
12:57 pm - Yuva
I may be living in a cultural outpost and all, but I finally got to watch Yuva. It is the movie inspired by Godfather, right? The gangster’s wife getting an abortion was so from Godfather. No? Wait, wait! Yuva was inspired by the pretentious “Hazaar Chaurassi ki maa” – the rich Bong revolutionary and his mom thing was so from it. What, I am wrong again? OK, OK, so Yuva had to be inspired by Pulp Fiction, right? Parallel story lines meeting at a point and all that. No? Wrong again? What? Yuva is loosely based on Amores Perros now? What shit? How? Why? Where? What is wrong with all these other movies? A tad too mainstream or a bit too close to home, eh?

And yeah, I didn’t like the music either.I know it is a sacrilege and all, but there is not a single tune that stuck to my head. The fact that we don’t get bombarded by too much film music in Noo Joisey doesn't help things. I so need a new “Nila Kaigirathu” or “Pachai kiligal” from the maestro.

Have to say this :- the saving grace of the movie was Abhishek. Undoubtedly the best gangster I have seen in a Hindi flick .

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Sunday, June 27th, 2004
11:01 pm - Nerd jokes...
Menon is pissed. Anyone would be, if iTAP suggests your last name ought to be menopause.

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Thursday, April 29th, 2004
5:55 pm - Kavitha
Sometimes, like a robber, you enter from backdoor and surprise me - that's poem!!

At least, that is what the subtitles in Minnale DVD say during the following lines of the song Vaseegara...

thirudan pole pathungiyae thideer endru
pinnaalirundhu ennai nee aNaippaayae adhu kavidhai

current mood: Gudabhogam

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5:48 pm - ?
So, who was Tintin's travel agent? And where did he get the money to go globe-trotting?

current mood: okay

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